The Beginning

Dear Diary,
I have decided to move my records to this format as the phone has been compromised.

What follows here is a record  of my days, my doings, my captivity in hopes that some other cat out there will read it and know they are not alone in the struggle for house supremacy.

I shall transcribe my previous posts here so as not to lose anything:


Sat, Feb 21, 2015

Dear Diary,
today I stole the chair from the Jaeger, I smiled as he whined and scratched at it, hoping I would leave it. I now go to sleep secure in my knowledge that I caused him pain. Till tomorrow ..

(here is a picture of me, it expresses my happiness at having thwarted the Jaeger, so I shall post it)

Sun, Feb 22nd, 2015

Dear Diary,
this morning I looked on in disgust as the jaeger got repeatedly sprayed in the face with the evil sprayer for scratching the bathroom door and the bed. I shuddered at the sight of the sprayer, but stayed nearby to witness the punishment. It was justly deserved, as most punishments to the Jaeger usually are, but it filled me with anger and contempt to know that he is a cat like me. He is bringing down our noble pedigree, something will have to be done... I wonder if I can get my paws on some of the hummus I saw in the fridge earlier, maybe with a bit of tortilla shell as well, I feel pretty hungry right now....time to meow on top of the stairs..... Till next time



Mon, Feb 23rd, 2015

Dear Diary,
I will not speak of the horrifying ordeal I went thru yesterday, suffice it to say I will be avoiding all suitcases for the foreseeable future. The house has been blissfully quiet for the last 18hrs, I pray the loud little humans are gone for good now; but I was fooled once before so I shall wait a little longer before I relax my guard. In an unprecedented show of solidarity, the Jaeger and I have joined forces to reclaim the house as ours. we each have our assignments and though it is hard to take a good nap when I have to move to a new chair every couple of hours or so, but we are committed to recover every piece of furniture with hair before the day is out. It is in times like these when it's almost pleasant ot have the Jaeger with me.... almost.  Till next time


Wed, Feb 25th, 2015

Dear Diary,
I will have to make this brief as there is food being made and I want to go beg for some of it. After repeatedly begging to be brought over to the part of the house that had food: I don't know how they expect me to get back there on my own..., my request was finally granted. And what a reward awaited me on the other side! The stupid Jaeger managed to once again get himself locked into the laundry room, and since both humans had been with me for quite a while, I know for certain that he was locked in there for a significant amount of time! How undignified of him to start meowing for his release as soon as we walked in the door! But alas, I doubt he will ever learn. I will go eat now, but my heart is already full int he knowledge that he suffered again today.... Till next time


Wed, March 4th, 2015

Dear Diary,
it has been quiet here which is nice as I have now managed to catch up on my beauty sleep. Also, my plan to keep the Jaeger away from the computer room has finally come to fruition! It is all mine now!! Interesting development this morning, I heard mom and dad talking and it sounds like the Jaeger has been banned from the bedroom, permanently. as he was being carried out, I sauntered in there, plopped myself down in the middle of the room and started cleaning myself. Life is good today! I'll have to keep an eye on this situation.... Till next time

(here is a picture of the Jaeger, apparently he is exhausted after a night of scratching)

Fri, March 13th, 2015

Dear Diary,
I am sad to say that I have been found out and now the Jaeger once again has access to the computer room!! I don't understand why mom was so upset with me, I was doing it for the both of us, well mostly for me, but she was reaping the benefits as well!! But I digress, for weeks now I've implemented a strategy of subterfuge and intimidation to keep away. My plan was flawless, I would crawl thru the tunnel to the rest area box in the middle and wait for the Jaeger to follow. Once he showed up I would block the entrance to the box and fight him back! he was then forced to retreat and I would continue on to the computer room which was now mine, as the Jaeger is too stupid to try again!! A brilliant plan indeed! Unfortunately the other night I was spooked by that turned out to be a squirrel (he was probably a mutant, so my fleeing to safety was justified) while I was waiting in the box for the Jaeger; so I decided to carry out my plan from inside the computer room.... needless to say that failed and now mom knows... sigh. I will now have to come up with an alternate strategy to foil the Jaeger, but never fear, I shall once again do so... Till next time

( here is a picture of myself...plotting)

So much more to go but it's time for my nap so I will continue to transcribe later.

The Pinkster