The last of the backup.... I hope

Dear Diary,
this is hopefully going to wrap up the transcribing of my previous entries and then I'll be all caught up.. it's been a hard road for me...

Friday, April 17th, 2005

Dear Diary,
this week has been very difficult, the Jaeger has somehow had the upper hand and managed to get what he wanted the whole time... he beat me tot he new treats so he tasted them first, he managed the snag a fallen piece of beef before I even knew what happened; he even got to sleep on mom's wrap when she forgot it on the chair!!! That never happens!!! A very hard week indeed... but I'm finally getting back at him. Today, I managed the impossible and stole his tub!!! I'll attach a picture as proof!!! I am, once again, the superior cat!

 The tub is now mine!!!!

I fake sleep to make the Jaeger even more jealous

Saturday, May 23rd

Dear Diary,

it's been a while since my last entry. I've been busy putting my affairs in order for the big move to Utah, from what I hear the house is almost ready. It's been hard trying to figure out what to take and what to destroy; I'm certainly not leaving anything behind for the Jaeger!! I think fire is my best option.. and there is lots of wood lying around so it will be easy to torch everything when the time comes. I will say though, that I will miss watching Jaeger do dumb stuff... his latest accomplishment has to do with the table mom and dad ruined. You see, the table used to be perfect, it was sticky to provide traction and it had little bits of sticky paper for me to chew on, it was heaven!! For some reason though mom and dad ruined it, now ti's super smooth and slippery, with nothing to chew on... it's sad for me, but I'm smart enough to stay away. The Jaeger however, as usual, can't figure things out so he's been slipping and sliding all over the place in his futile attempt to reclaim the table as ours. I just shake my head at him and go back to eating. I will this... almost...

Wednesday, June 3rd

Hello? Is this thing working? My name is Jaeger-The Pevil- STOP IT, this is the first time I've been able to get my paws on this device when it had words on it... it's usually black or singing when I sit on it. I've seen The Prettiest, for apparently that is his name, on this thing before and wondered what it was all about. I am guessing this is where you make your demands as Mom carries it with her all the time and checks it repeatedly. So here is my list:

1.  I want to be petted and played with at 1am in the morning. Every morning. The light outside is so pretty and gets me all excited.
2. I want to be allowed on the shiny surfaces next to the big water thing, which should also be left running so I can play with it when I want
3. Please remove all water sprayer from the house.
4. I will be carried from one side of the house to the other whenever I want.
5. I used to have a soft black cozy home that had a door on it. Please give it back, I know you are the one who took it.

I think this is it for now, hopefully I'll be able to update this list later.

Jaeger-The Pevil -STOP IT

Wednesday, June 24th

Dear Diary,

this format has been compromised.... much to my horror!!!! The Jaeger got his grubby paws on you and I now have to move you to an undisclosed location... (thepinkstersdiary.blogspot.com).... it's better this way....

Whew... all caught up now... as you can see, this was necessary once the Jaeger compromised my previous record...

I'm now ready to start recording my struggles again.... after a nap..

The Beginning Cont'd

Let's see here, where did I leave off.....oh OK here we go

Fri, March 20th, 2015

Dear Diary,
It finally happened, the parents banished the Jaeger from the bedroom and barricaded the door against him!! But alas, my jubilation was short lived as I found myself on the same side of the barricade as the Jaeger! Why oh why?!?!? I should have been allowed in!!! Yet one more thing to squarely blame on the Jaeger; the list is getting too long! My latest attempts at keeping him out of the computer room have failed, and today he even had the audacity to steal my bed!! However, I did get back at him by dumping the tape gun on him as he walked by, totally by accident as I was chewing on the sticky tape (my favorite pastime), but now I see it was fate, or karma if you will. He hid behind the treadmill for a while after that, I smiled and climbed on the desk for some petting. I may not have won the war yet, but these little battles victories sure do brighten my day... Till next time.

(here is the picture of the bed thieving Jaeger, enjoying the fruits of his crimes!!)

(and here is a picture of me enjoying some much needed petting)

Mon, March 23rd, 2015

Dear Diary,

Saturday was a very good day! My dad had a weird grown up party where a bunch of his friends gathered around the table to worship the sacred idols. They must be sacred cause every time I try to get my paws on them I get blocked and scolded!! Anyways, there they are, using the dice (must be another sacred tool as I can't get my paws on those either) to perform the rituals and I was right there!! in the thick of things, saw the whole thing. I quietly and respectfully curled up on a chair (I may have dozed a few times, but that's not important...) and I was allowed to stay. The Jaeger however, kept trying to play with the idols and dice tools; what a simpleton, doesn't he know better by now, can't he learn anything?!?! He was banished, repeatedly, at one point he was forcibly removed from the room.... by a stranger nonetheless!!!! I'm glad it wasn't me.. the horror of being touched by one of those people.... Anyways, this proves once again that I am the superior feline and that the Jaeger is a mere step up from a dog. A very good Saturday for me indeed.... Till next time

Tue, March 24th, 2015

Dear Diary,

I was chasing the Jaeger today, the way that I do so he knows who's boss, and he led me into a trap. I thought I had him cornered in the bathroom when he disappeared behind the shiny curtain... now I hesitated a moment to follow as I've tangled with the curtain before and it has been a worthy foe. The Jaeger, however, ducked behind it so quickly and harmlessly that I know those two must have struck a fur oath, I don't dabble in such dark magic.... Anyways, he needed a lesson and I was only one qualified to give it to him so I figured the element of surprise would be my friend and I waited a few more minutes before charging.....I cleared the white barrier with a graceful leap only to get tangled in the evil curtain and land clumsily behind it.. in 2 inches of WATER!!!! Somehow the Jaeger knew the water was there, no doubt having been warned by his partner in crime, and managed to stay dry; how was I supposed to know mom was taking a shower, I ask you?!?! Now I am wet... I don't like being wet..... Till next time

Fri, March 27th, 2015

Dear Diary, the Jaeger stole my spot!!!! How am I going to get my 5hrs of petting now?!?!?

( you can see my disbelief in this picture)

(and here is my sadness when mom refused to put him  down, even after I cried in distress, the Jaeger will have to be punished)

Tue, March 31st, 2015

Dear Diary,

I heard the best news yesterday!!! I'm moving to Utah! And the Jaeger is not invited!!! But I digress, what I haven't told you is that I have an uncle who loves me the best, when he comes to visit it's all about me, he gives me treats, takes tons of pictures of me and pets me all the time!! He hasn't come around lately which has made me very sad, but now it all makes sense. I heard mom talking to him and apparently he had spent this whole building a mansion for me. He is now furnishing it with the finest pieces in the land. Couches to run across, tables to sleep on, dryers to keep the towels warm... I can hardly wait!!! Soon I will say goodbye to the Jaeger forever!!! I will miss mom though, she gives the best pettings; but I heard my uncle has procured several "slaves" to administer the pettings... we shall see.

(I wonder if I can bring my favorite chair with me)

Tue, April 7th, 2015

Dear Diary,

I fear that you have been compromised... all my plans seem to be common knowledge and even the Jaeger has been thwarting my efforts lately, I shall do some investigating....

(on a happier note, here is a picture of me after I felled the Jaeger, I showed mom my superiority once again)

Wed, April 8th, 2015

Dear Diary,

I was foolish to worry, of course the Jaeger couldn't have cracked your security measures!! I checked all of my secret food stashes, everything is safe, thank goodness! Anyways, today I'm filled with joy, and not just because my food is safe; my master plan to get rid of the Jaeger made a giant leap forward today!! I am a genius! A few months ago, I started convincing the Jaeger that the tunnel into the computer room can only be used one way.... he finally caught on and now whines at the door to be carried back. You might be asking yourself how this fits into my plan, well, let me tell you. I have now started to tell the Jaeger how the outdoor is a magical, special place that is filled with food. Soon I expect him to start struggling for his freedom while mom carries him back... once he breaks free, my plan will be complete!!! No way he manages to find his way back... I shudder to think of being out there... I almost feel sorry for the Jaeger... almost. Till next time

Tue, April 14th, 2015

Dear Diary,

I found a picture of myself I want to share. It really shows my prettiness at its best, so here I am, aren't I pretty? 

(the stretch and twist, one of my favorite positions)

Only a few more entries to go... I'll have to finish at a later date as I can smell food... I definitely could eat!... Till next time

The Beginning

Dear Diary,
I have decided to move my records to this format as the phone has been compromised.

What follows here is a record  of my days, my doings, my captivity in hopes that some other cat out there will read it and know they are not alone in the struggle for house supremacy.

I shall transcribe my previous posts here so as not to lose anything:


Sat, Feb 21, 2015

Dear Diary,
today I stole the chair from the Jaeger, I smiled as he whined and scratched at it, hoping I would leave it. I now go to sleep secure in my knowledge that I caused him pain. Till tomorrow ..

(here is a picture of me, it expresses my happiness at having thwarted the Jaeger, so I shall post it)

Sun, Feb 22nd, 2015

Dear Diary,
this morning I looked on in disgust as the jaeger got repeatedly sprayed in the face with the evil sprayer for scratching the bathroom door and the bed. I shuddered at the sight of the sprayer, but stayed nearby to witness the punishment. It was justly deserved, as most punishments to the Jaeger usually are, but it filled me with anger and contempt to know that he is a cat like me. He is bringing down our noble pedigree, something will have to be done... I wonder if I can get my paws on some of the hummus I saw in the fridge earlier, maybe with a bit of tortilla shell as well, I feel pretty hungry right now....time to meow on top of the stairs..... Till next time



Mon, Feb 23rd, 2015

Dear Diary,
I will not speak of the horrifying ordeal I went thru yesterday, suffice it to say I will be avoiding all suitcases for the foreseeable future. The house has been blissfully quiet for the last 18hrs, I pray the loud little humans are gone for good now; but I was fooled once before so I shall wait a little longer before I relax my guard. In an unprecedented show of solidarity, the Jaeger and I have joined forces to reclaim the house as ours. we each have our assignments and though it is hard to take a good nap when I have to move to a new chair every couple of hours or so, but we are committed to recover every piece of furniture with hair before the day is out. It is in times like these when it's almost pleasant ot have the Jaeger with me.... almost.  Till next time


Wed, Feb 25th, 2015

Dear Diary,
I will have to make this brief as there is food being made and I want to go beg for some of it. After repeatedly begging to be brought over to the part of the house that had food: I don't know how they expect me to get back there on my own..., my request was finally granted. And what a reward awaited me on the other side! The stupid Jaeger managed to once again get himself locked into the laundry room, and since both humans had been with me for quite a while, I know for certain that he was locked in there for a significant amount of time! How undignified of him to start meowing for his release as soon as we walked in the door! But alas, I doubt he will ever learn. I will go eat now, but my heart is already full int he knowledge that he suffered again today.... Till next time


Wed, March 4th, 2015

Dear Diary,
it has been quiet here which is nice as I have now managed to catch up on my beauty sleep. Also, my plan to keep the Jaeger away from the computer room has finally come to fruition! It is all mine now!! Interesting development this morning, I heard mom and dad talking and it sounds like the Jaeger has been banned from the bedroom, permanently. as he was being carried out, I sauntered in there, plopped myself down in the middle of the room and started cleaning myself. Life is good today! I'll have to keep an eye on this situation.... Till next time

(here is a picture of the Jaeger, apparently he is exhausted after a night of scratching)

Fri, March 13th, 2015

Dear Diary,
I am sad to say that I have been found out and now the Jaeger once again has access to the computer room!! I don't understand why mom was so upset with me, I was doing it for the both of us, well mostly for me, but she was reaping the benefits as well!! But I digress, for weeks now I've implemented a strategy of subterfuge and intimidation to keep away. My plan was flawless, I would crawl thru the tunnel to the rest area box in the middle and wait for the Jaeger to follow. Once he showed up I would block the entrance to the box and fight him back! he was then forced to retreat and I would continue on to the computer room which was now mine, as the Jaeger is too stupid to try again!! A brilliant plan indeed! Unfortunately the other night I was spooked by that turned out to be a squirrel (he was probably a mutant, so my fleeing to safety was justified) while I was waiting in the box for the Jaeger; so I decided to carry out my plan from inside the computer room.... needless to say that failed and now mom knows... sigh. I will now have to come up with an alternate strategy to foil the Jaeger, but never fear, I shall once again do so... Till next time

( here is a picture of myself...plotting)

So much more to go but it's time for my nap so I will continue to transcribe later.

The Pinkster