this is hopefully going to wrap up the transcribing of my previous entries and then I'll be all caught up.. it's been a hard road for me...
Friday, April 17th, 2005
Dear Diary,
this week has been very difficult, the Jaeger has somehow had the upper hand and managed to get what he wanted the whole time... he beat me tot he new treats so he tasted them first, he managed the snag a fallen piece of beef before I even knew what happened; he even got to sleep on mom's wrap when she forgot it on the chair!!! That never happens!!! A very hard week indeed... but I'm finally getting back at him. Today, I managed the impossible and stole his tub!!! I'll attach a picture as proof!!! I am, once again, the superior cat!
The tub is now mine!!!!
I fake sleep to make the Jaeger even more jealous
Saturday, May 23rd
Dear Diary,
it's been a while since my last entry. I've been busy putting my affairs in order for the big move to Utah, from what I hear the house is almost ready. It's been hard trying to figure out what to take and what to destroy; I'm certainly not leaving anything behind for the Jaeger!! I think fire is my best option.. and there is lots of wood lying around so it will be easy to torch everything when the time comes. I will say though, that I will miss watching Jaeger do dumb stuff... his latest accomplishment has to do with the table mom and dad ruined. You see, the table used to be perfect, it was sticky to provide traction and it had little bits of sticky paper for me to chew on, it was heaven!! For some reason though mom and dad ruined it, now ti's super smooth and slippery, with nothing to chew on... it's sad for me, but I'm smart enough to stay away. The Jaeger however, as usual, can't figure things out so he's been slipping and sliding all over the place in his futile attempt to reclaim the table as ours. I just shake my head at him and go back to eating. I will this... almost...
Wednesday, June 3rd
Hello? Is this thing working? My name is Jaeger-The Pevil- STOP IT, this is the first time I've been able to get my paws on this device when it had words on it... it's usually black or singing when I sit on it. I've seen The Prettiest, for apparently that is his name, on this thing before and wondered what it was all about. I am guessing this is where you make your demands as Mom carries it with her all the time and checks it repeatedly. So here is my list:
- I want to be petted and played with at 1am in the morning. Every morning. The light outside is so pretty and gets me all excited.
- I want to be allowed on the shiny surfaces next to the big water thing, which should also be left running so I can play with it when I want
- Please remove all water sprayer from the house.
- I will be carried from one side of the house to the other whenever I want.
- I used to have a soft black cozy home that had a door on it. Please give it back, I know you are the one who took it.
I think this is it for now, hopefully I'll be able to update this list later.
Jaeger-The Pevil -STOP IT
Wednesday, June 24th
Dear Diary,
this format has been compromised.... much to my horror!!!! The Jaeger got his grubby paws on you and I now have to move you to an undisclosed location... (thepinkstersdiary.blogspot.com).... it's better this way....
Whew... all caught up now... as you can see, this was necessary once the Jaeger compromised my previous record...
I'm now ready to start recording my struggles again.... after a nap..
