Fri, March 20th, 2015
Dear Diary,
It finally happened, the parents banished the Jaeger from the bedroom and barricaded the door against him!! But alas, my jubilation was short lived as I found myself on the same side of the barricade as the Jaeger! Why oh why?!?!? I should have been allowed in!!! Yet one more thing to squarely blame on the Jaeger; the list is getting too long! My latest attempts at keeping him out of the computer room have failed, and today he even had the audacity to steal my bed!! However, I did get back at him by dumping the tape gun on him as he walked by, totally by accident as I was chewing on the sticky tape (my favorite pastime), but now I see it was fate, or karma if you will. He hid behind the treadmill for a while after that, I smiled and climbed on the desk for some petting. I may not have won the war yet, but these little battles victories sure do brighten my day... Till next time.
(here is the picture of the bed thieving Jaeger, enjoying the fruits of his crimes!!)
(and here is a picture of me enjoying some much needed petting)
Mon, March 23rd, 2015
Dear Diary,
Saturday was a very good day! My dad had a weird grown up party where a bunch of his friends gathered around the table to worship the sacred idols. They must be sacred cause every time I try to get my paws on them I get blocked and scolded!! Anyways, there they are, using the dice (must be another sacred tool as I can't get my paws on those either) to perform the rituals and I was right there!! in the thick of things, saw the whole thing. I quietly and respectfully curled up on a chair (I may have dozed a few times, but that's not important...) and I was allowed to stay. The Jaeger however, kept trying to play with the idols and dice tools; what a simpleton, doesn't he know better by now, can't he learn anything?!?! He was banished, repeatedly, at one point he was forcibly removed from the room.... by a stranger nonetheless!!!! I'm glad it wasn't me.. the horror of being touched by one of those people.... Anyways, this proves once again that I am the superior feline and that the Jaeger is a mere step up from a dog. A very good Saturday for me indeed.... Till next time
Tue, March 24th, 2015
Dear Diary,
I was chasing the Jaeger today, the way that I do so he knows who's boss, and he led me into a trap. I thought I had him cornered in the bathroom when he disappeared behind the shiny curtain... now I hesitated a moment to follow as I've tangled with the curtain before and it has been a worthy foe. The Jaeger, however, ducked behind it so quickly and harmlessly that I know those two must have struck a fur oath, I don't dabble in such dark magic.... Anyways, he needed a lesson and I was only one qualified to give it to him so I figured the element of surprise would be my friend and I waited a few more minutes before charging.....I cleared the white barrier with a graceful leap only to get tangled in the evil curtain and land clumsily behind it.. in 2 inches of WATER!!!! Somehow the Jaeger knew the water was there, no doubt having been warned by his partner in crime, and managed to stay dry; how was I supposed to know mom was taking a shower, I ask you?!?! Now I am wet... I don't like being wet..... Till next time
Fri, March 27th, 2015
Dear Diary, the Jaeger stole my spot!!!! How am I going to get my 5hrs of petting now?!?!?
( you can see my disbelief in this picture)
(and here is my sadness when mom refused to put him down, even after I cried in distress, the Jaeger will have to be punished)
Tue, March 31st, 2015
Dear Diary,
I heard the best news yesterday!!! I'm moving to Utah! And the Jaeger is not invited!!! But I digress, what I haven't told you is that I have an uncle who loves me the best, when he comes to visit it's all about me, he gives me treats, takes tons of pictures of me and pets me all the time!! He hasn't come around lately which has made me very sad, but now it all makes sense. I heard mom talking to him and apparently he had spent this whole building a mansion for me. He is now furnishing it with the finest pieces in the land. Couches to run across, tables to sleep on, dryers to keep the towels warm... I can hardly wait!!! Soon I will say goodbye to the Jaeger forever!!! I will miss mom though, she gives the best pettings; but I heard my uncle has procured several "slaves" to administer the pettings... we shall see.
(I wonder if I can bring my favorite chair with me)
Tue, April 7th, 2015
Dear Diary,
I fear that you have been compromised... all my plans seem to be common knowledge and even the Jaeger has been thwarting my efforts lately, I shall do some investigating....
(on a happier note, here is a picture of me after I felled the Jaeger, I showed mom my superiority once again)
Wed, April 8th, 2015
Dear Diary,
I was foolish to worry, of course the Jaeger couldn't have cracked your security measures!! I checked all of my secret food stashes, everything is safe, thank goodness! Anyways, today I'm filled with joy, and not just because my food is safe; my master plan to get rid of the Jaeger made a giant leap forward today!! I am a genius! A few months ago, I started convincing the Jaeger that the tunnel into the computer room can only be used one way.... he finally caught on and now whines at the door to be carried back. You might be asking yourself how this fits into my plan, well, let me tell you. I have now started to tell the Jaeger how the outdoor is a magical, special place that is filled with food. Soon I expect him to start struggling for his freedom while mom carries him back... once he breaks free, my plan will be complete!!! No way he manages to find his way back... I shudder to think of being out there... I almost feel sorry for the Jaeger... almost. Till next time
Tue, April 14th, 2015
Dear Diary,
I found a picture of myself I want to share. It really shows my prettiness at its best, so here I am, aren't I pretty?
(the stretch and twist, one of my favorite positions)
Only a few more entries to go... I'll have to finish at a later date as I can smell food... I definitely could eat!... Till next time
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